STRANGE EXPERIMENTS IN
LAPUTA
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· There is a project to extract sunbeams from
cucumbers
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A scientist tries to turn excrement back into
food
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Another is attempting to turn ice into gunpowder
and is writing a treatise about the malleability of fire,
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An architect is designing a way to build houses
from the roof down
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A blind master is teaching
his blind apprentices to mix colors for painters according to smell and touch.
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A doctor in another room tries to cure patients
by blowing air through them.
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One professor has a class full of boys working
from a machine that produces random sets of words. Using this machine, the
teacher claims, anyone can write a book on philosophy or politics.
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A linguist in another room is attempting to
remove all the elements of language except nouns.
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Another professor tries to teach mathematics by
having his students eat wafers that have mathematical proofs written on them.
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Another claims that conspiracies against the
government could be discovered by studying the excrement of subjects.
The academy of LAGADO serves to create entirely useless projects while
the people starve outside its walls.
The result is a society in which science is promoted for no real reason
and time is wasted as a matter of course.
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